just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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