remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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