did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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