Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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