it wasn't lemon gatorade
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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