there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
send nudes
from the living room?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
