Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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