with your own penis?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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