made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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