Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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