there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.