After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...