I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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