Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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