the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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