I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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