All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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