What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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