you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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