i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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