I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
