This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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