we should wear snuggies to the strip club
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.