I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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