im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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