You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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