honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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