Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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