matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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