I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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