Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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