where am i from again
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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