what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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