Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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