So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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