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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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