everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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