Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
