Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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