so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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