I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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