You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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