She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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