youre lurking in front of me
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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