new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Randomize
