i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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