Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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