She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
