Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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