Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
