Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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