my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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