I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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