Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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